He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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