This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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