end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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