piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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