i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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