I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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