he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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