how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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