I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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