mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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