I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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