I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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