she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Randomize
