After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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