Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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