the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
