Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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