careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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