I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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