Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Randomize