so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
im on a boat
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