i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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