YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i think my mom watched the whole time
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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