So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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