I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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