HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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