why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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