those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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