i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I enjoy the company of your penis
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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