Can i not drive my cunt home
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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