Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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