His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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