She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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