I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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