physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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