Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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