just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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