just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
two words...techno handjob
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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