In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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