Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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