I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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