So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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