How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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