This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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