Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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