But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
How naked do you want me to be?
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