New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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