i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i think i have two assholes
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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