so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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