There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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