Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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