I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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